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I am one giant, living contradiction. Welcome to my life.
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May 29 '12

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This is my favorite episode. I watched this part over. and over. and over. and over. then I called my brother into the room and made him watch it with me a few times.

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May 9 '12
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I would kill them if I saw them in the streets

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I would kill them if I saw them in the streets

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May 4 '12

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Apr 24 '12

Year One, Boy Two

Chalk it up. Another mark on the board, notch in the bedpost, just another failed relationship. Or however closely it resembled one. This one sucks more than the others though. Surprisingly so, but it sucks. I know what I felt was real, and I know the things you said were all real; I truly believe it. I just don’t understand how you can fall for someone yet still treat them like they’re nothing.

But you know what? I’m tired of sitting up at night writing about all the things that could be or could have been. Because honestly, I know this is my choice, but you didn’t leave me any other ones. You said it yourself I deserve better than the way you treat me. But the most pathetic part isn’t that you couldn’t treat me the way you should, it’s that you were simply too pigheaded to. So yeah, I started missing you the second you walked out the door, and yeah, this place still smells like you, but I’m sorry no, I am tired of trying to explain to everyone why I put up with this. Yes, I was falling for you just like you were falling for me, but at the end of the night, and when Monday rolls around, being a drunk idiot is no longer an excuse.

So there, I hope it all works out for you and that one day we can be friends again, because I truly love who you are. Well, at least the person I got to know, the boy everyone else gets… he ruined the best thing you had going for you. So until he takes a hike: lose my number and forget my name; I have more important matters to attend to. Good luck babe.

Apr 23 '12

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